What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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