I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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