You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
