So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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