Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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