Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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