If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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