Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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