Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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