Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
More tranny stories later!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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