hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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