There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
