One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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