that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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