"it" just moved
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My ass is underappreciated
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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