Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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