Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We left the knife in your bed.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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