In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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