with your own penis?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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