physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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