Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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