im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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