Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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