i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
