you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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