conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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