If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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