You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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