remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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