They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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