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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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