Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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