she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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