I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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