Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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