New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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