So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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