If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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