During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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