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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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