P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Do vagina's smell?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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