You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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