spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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