Sry I called you an 8
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
no, he came in my armpit
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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