You surviving the open bar?
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these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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