I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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