physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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