Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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