I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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