He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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