Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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