Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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