all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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